The opposite of chocolate is
green peppers.
The opposite of green peppers is
the ocean.
The opposite of the ocean is
cream-filled cars.
Cream-filled cars stuck in the hot sun along
the interstate. Scorching, melting.
The opposite of cream-filled cars is
a litterbox
that hasn’t been cleaned in four weeks.
The opposite of a litterbox is
sugar cookies.
The opposite of sugar cookies is
cockroaches.
The opposite of cockroaches is
a well-dressed child on Easter Sunday.
The opposite of a well-dressed child is
a unicorn.
The opposite of a unicorn is
Tina,
who dances the polka on Thursdays while playing
a tambourine that clashes and clinks.
The opposite of Tina is
chocolate.