The opposite of Chocolate

The opposite of chocolate is

green peppers.

The opposite of green peppers is

the ocean.

The opposite of the ocean is

cream-filled cars.

Cream-filled cars stuck in the hot sun along

the interstate. Scorching, melting.

The opposite of cream-filled cars is

a litterbox

that hasn’t been cleaned in four weeks.

The opposite of a litterbox is

sugar cookies.

The opposite of sugar cookies is

cockroaches.

The opposite of cockroaches is

a well-dressed child on Easter Sunday.

The opposite of a well-dressed child is

a unicorn.

The opposite of a unicorn is

Tina,

who dances the polka on Thursdays while playing

a tambourine that clashes and clinks.

The opposite of Tina is

chocolate.